I hope everyone went out and bought our DVD.... cause I sure did. I was first in line. And then like, they started pushing me out of the way. And I told them, I said "Hey now! Be nice to me! This is my DVD!" and they just kept pushing. It wasn't fair. It made me cry a lot.

Shake left me a really mean message on that last entry that I put in here, telling me to update. So here it is.

Imma go play with Vanessa and Dewey now. They got married last week and have just returned from their honeymoon.

It was so romantic, it brought tears to my eyes.

Love, Meatwad.

Well my goodness it's been a while since I've written.

Been in damn Africa again. Shake had better stop doing that shit because it just ain't funny. But I gotta admit, I did have just as much fun as I did last time, dancin' and everything.

I miss them mooninites. They's my runnin' crew. I don't know why don't nobody like 'em. They've taught me so much about life....they're my friends!

Frylock made me a grilled cheese, so Imma go eat it.

Love, Meatwad.

shake made fun of me and asked me how i could type cause i don't got no arms or no hands.

the answer?

frylock rigged me up a real neat device. i just sit here and talk, and it types it all out for me. i think i'm gonna ask him to make me a thought recording device. that would be cool as hell man.

our season two dvd is coming out in july sometime or another. i don't really remember, because i can't count. i dont know my days of the week neither. but still, i think errybody should buy it.....i'm thinking of buying it for carl just because i love him and he is my favorite neighbor. don't nobody steal my idea.

i was a-reading shake's xanga, and he said something about them mooninites coming to visit. i musta missed them while i was in africa.

well damn. i really wanted a fudgin' cigarette.

i'm gonna go watch some public television.

love, meatwad.